Surviving Off Coffee – Matching Crewneck - Black

Caffeine for You. Milkies for Them. Survival Mode: Activated ☕🍼

Let’s be real—you're running on fumes and espresso. They're running on milk and chaos. Together, you're thriving (okay, surviving) one cup and cuddle at a time.

This “Surviving Off Coffee” + “Surviving Off Milkies” matching set is a oh-so-relatable outfit combo for tired parents and their tiny milky partners-in-crime

Whether you're team t-shirt or live in crewnecks, this top brings the laughs and the comfort. It’s soft, cozy, and says exactly what your face looks like.

☆ Relaxed unisex fit that flatters every parenting zombie
☆ High-quality print that survives laundry day (and milk splashes)
☆ Crewneck: Fleece-lined for maximum comfort and late-night bottle prep

Why You'll Love It:

♡ Hilariously relatable for every coffee-fueled caregiver

♡ Matching outfit set for parent and baby = instant bonding & bonus likes

♡ Perfect for daily wear, baby photos, and sleep-deprived snuggles

♡ Makes a unique, funny baby shower or new parent gift

Buy both and save! Great for moms, dads, or anyone in the coffee + milkies survival crew.

Because you run on coffee. They run on milkies. Together, you’re unstoppable (sort of).
Add to cart now and match your way through the madness—with a little style and a lot of caffeine.

Product features
- Cozy medium-heavy fabric blend for ultimate comfort
- Ribbed knit collar maintains shape and style
- Ethically sourced materials for peace of mind

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean