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Surviving Off Milkies – Baby One-Piece - Black

Surviving Off Milkies – Baby One-Piece - Black

Regular price $18.00 USD
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Caffeine for You. Milkies for Them. Survival Mode: Activated ☕🍼

Let’s be real—you're running on fumes and espresso. They're running on milk and chaos. Together, you're thriving (okay, surviving) one cup and cuddle at a time.

This “Surviving Off Coffee” + “Surviving Off Milkies” matching set is a oh-so-relatable outfit combo for tired parents and their tiny milky partners-in-crime

Your mini might not know it yet, but they’re definitely surviving off milkies—and doing it with style. This onesie is soft, stretchy, and built for naps, snuggles, and mid-feed wiggles.

100% baby-soft cotton
Snap closures for fast and fuss-free changes
Envelope neckline for easy dressing (even when someone’s hangry)

Why You'll Love It:

Hilariously relatable for every coffee-fueled caregiver

Matching outfit set for parent and baby = instant bonding & bonus likes

Perfect for daily wear, baby photos, and sleep-deprived snuggles

Makes a unique, funny baby shower or new parent gift

Buy both and save! Great for moms, dads, or anyone in the coffee + milkies survival crew.

Because you run on coffee. They run on milkies. Together, you’re unstoppable (sort of).
Add to cart now and match your way through the madness—with a little style and a lot of caffeine.

Product features
- Made from specially spun fibers for smooth fabric
- 100% cotton for solid colors
- Side seams to maintain shape and support
- Ribbed knit binding for added softness
- Equipped with matching plastic snaps for easy dressing

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
- Do not iron

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